Alistair's Black Smoke Cookies - Clay treats for Pica/Geophagia
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Details
Alistair's Black Smoke Cookies are a bold, single-serving clay treat designed for those who crave depth and intensity in every bite. Each rectangular cookie weighs up to 100 g, offering a substantial, indulgent portion. The exterior delivers a medium crunch that fractures into a crumbly, slightly chewy interior, leaving a clean, grit-free finish. The flavour is unapologetically smoky and roasted, reminiscent of BBQ coals, petrichor, and charred earth, layered with deep earthy mineral tones and a subtle dry fruit sweetness.These cookies showcase the distinctive interplay of four premium clays—Dry Fruit, Magmitti, Black Hall, and Black Star—creating a uniquely dark, smoky, and complex experience that lingers on the palate. Prized for their natural, grounding earthiness,
Size
Approximately 6–8 cm
Weight
Includes 1 piece, up to 100 g per pack
Shape
Varies by batch, Rectangle
Colour
Dark grey
Texture
Medium crunch exterior with a crumbly interior; chewy clay crumbs and a clean, grit-free finish
Crunch Factor
3 – medium crunch with satisfying crumble
Taste Profile
Smoky and roasted with strong cement-like and charcoal notes, deep earthy minerals, subtle dry fruit sweetness, and an intense, lingering finish
Ingredients
100% Dry Fruit, Magmitti, Black Hall, and Black Star clays
Country of Origin
India
Vendor
Hari
Traditional Clay Origins
Combining traditionally roasted Dry Fruit clay with mineral-rich Indian clays, these cookies capture the classic smoky, earthy depth prized in Indian clay preparations. Each clay contributes its distinctive aroma, texture, and mineral complexity, resulting in a natural, intensely grounded experience.
Flavor & Texture Highlights
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Intensely Smoky: BBQ coal and petrichor notes dominate the profile.
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Earthy & Mineral: Deep, cementy, and charcoal-rich undertones.
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Crunchy & Snappy: Breaks apart with a satisfying medium crunch.
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Gritty/Powdery: Some dusting occurs naturally, adding authenticity.
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Stickiness: Slight chewiness may vary by batch, never overpowering.
Materials + Care
Storage Tips
To keep your clays and treats fresh, crunchy, and full of flavour, always store them in an airtight container in a cool, dry place away from moisture, humidity, and strong odours. Exposure to air or dampness can alter both texture and taste.
We highly recommend using our stash boxes, available on the website — designed specifically to protect and organise your clay collection with ease.
Handling Guidelines
- clean, dry hands
Fragility Disclaimer
All clay treats and terracotta pot products are handmade and naturally fragile, making them susceptible to breakage during delivery.
While we take great care in packing each item securely, minor cracks, chips, or crumbled pieces may occur. This is a natural part of working with handcrafted clays and does not affect taste or enjoyment.
Delivery + Returns
Tracked & Reliable Shipping
We offer fast, fully tracked delivery via Royal Mail to ensure your order arrives safely and on time.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor its journey every step of the way.
Breakage Policy
Our clay treats are naturally delicate and handmade, and despite our best efforts to pack them securely, some breakage is expected in transit.
Broken items are not eligible for refunds, as the flavour and enjoyment remain the same, even if the item arrives in pieces. Each parcel includes a wooden spoon to help you enjoy crumbs or powder just as easily.
Returns & Refunds
Due to the edible and handmade nature of our products, we do not accept returns or offer refunds, unless:
- wrong item, or
- missing items.
In such cases, please email us at info@earthycrunch.co.uk within 48 hours of delivery, along with clear photo evidence of the issue.
DISCLAIMER
Earthy Crunch UK products are crafted from natural clay and chalk materials and are intended for sensory, collection, hobbyist, and ASMR use only. They are not sold as food and are not certified as food-grade under UK regulations.
While natural clays have historical and cultural significance in various parts of the world, Earthy Crunch UK does not promote or endorse the consumption of its products. Any reference to traditional use or occasional home-testing is informal, shared for general interest only, and does not constitute safety testing, certification, or approval for consumption.
Customers should use their own discretion when handling these materials and ensure they are used appropriately. Any interaction or use is undertaken at your own risk. Earthy Crunch UK makes no claims regarding suitability for consumption or health benefits and accepts no liability for any adverse effects arising from use or ingestion.
All products are handled and packaged in a home environment. As natural materials, variations in texture, composition, and origin may occur.