Gimme that Crunchy Crunch Men's Slogan T-Shirt - Black text
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Gimme That Crunchy Crunch – Men’s Slogan T-Shirt
Because one crunch is never enough. The Gimme That Crunchy Crunch Men’s Slogan T-Shirt is for those who crave that deep, satisfying bite — the kind only clay, chalk, or slate can deliver. Fun, bold, and unmistakably niche, this tee speaks your language loud and clear.
Made from soft, breathable organic cotton, it’s perfect for chill days, crunch sessions, or filming your next haul. The relaxed fit keeps things comfortable, while the eye-catching slogan makes sure everyone knows what you’re about.
Product Highlights:
100% organic cotton
Regular men’s fit – true to size
Ethically made, printed on demand
Eco-friendly and plastic-free
A must-have for collectors, content creators, or low-key stash hoarders
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
Materials + Care
To keep your clays and treats fresh, crunchy, and full of flavour, always store them in an airtight container in a cool, dry place away from moisture and strong odours. We recommend using the stash boxes available on our website, which are designed to keep your items neatly organised and protected. Avoid handling the clays with wet hands, and use the wooden spoon included with your order for a cleaner, more luxurious experience. If your treats come in resealable packaging, be sure to press the seal firmly closed after each use. Proper care will help preserve texture, taste, and crunch for maximum enjoyment.
Delivery + Returns
We offer fast, tracked delivery via Royal Mail to ensure your order arrives safely and on time. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your parcel ships. Due to the nature of our products, we’re unable to accept returns or offer refunds unless your item arrives incorrect. In such cases, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with clear photo proof of the issue. Some breakage is expected due to the fragility of the items. If you prefer to guarantee minimal or no breakage, please be sure to include premium packaging with your order. We’re committed to reducing plastic waste and use eco-friendly materials wherever possible.